Damien Hirst
The Problem with Relationships, 1995


“When you put most things together formally in unexpected ways, you can arrive at the big issues: sex, death, life, religion, beauty, science. Love is kind of it. There are no other big subjects, really, and you can cover it all with a jar of Vaseline and a cucumber.”


Take $10 to your nearest grocery store.
Pay the cashier for a tub of Vaseline and a large cucumber.